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I knew eventually I would catch you John.
Listen guys, John wants us to think he is this lonely every-day arcade collector like we all are. He probably doesn't even LIKE arcades! That is not his basement in the New England countryside - it is a set; probably near Burbank, California!
Your secret is out John! You should have had YOUR editor catch this John - but you were PROBABLY too busy in make-up getting a pedi or drinking an espresso when your editor dropped the ball. I SAW YOUR CAMERA SWITCH POSITIONS!!! Yea man! At about 27:10 the camera operator moved the camera! You weren't even near the camera!
I always knew you had a producer and a director and a Key-grip and boom mic operator, an editor and a whole post production crew! Nobody is THAT good talking to a camera! You're just some actor hired to dupe us just to sell t-shirts!! AREN'T YOU!!!
Here is what we see...
And here is what John sees:
So yea John - if that is INDEED your real name - your secret is out!!! I am on to your corporate shenanigans!!
SELL OUT! FRAUD!
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